2. Funny Pickup
Lines
• You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston
before she met Bobby Brown.
• I quit my job today. I was a Beverly Hills gigolo. With
all the demanding clients, overtime, and hazard pay, I figured
that twenty years and a few million dollars is enough!
• Levi’s should pay you a royalty. (She must be wearing
jeans.)
• You must work in a library because you just increased
my circulation!
• I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression.
I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
• (Speaking with a southern accent): Actually, Ma'am, ah'm
not as tall as you think. Ah'm from Taixus and ah'm a sittin'
on mah wallet.
• You, me, here...this couldn't be better if I programmed
the holodeck myself.
• You look just like Lois Lane in that skirt and I'm wearing
my Superman underoos...it's either fate or the menacing hand
of Lex Luthor at work.
3. Best Pickup Lines
• Oh, that’s a great looking dog! Can I pet him?
• May I have the last dance?
• Is this seat taken?
• How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the
ice. Hi!
• Do you know how to cook artichokes? (at the supermarket)
• (At the dog park or on the street): Can I borrow your
pooper scooper?
• Would you watch my coat for a minute? (Go to the restroom
and return. Then, thank the other person and introduce yourself.)
• Don’t leave yet! We haven’t had a chance to
talk!
• Would you go to church with me on Sunday?
• Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
• Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could
love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? (Do not use
this in a bar.)
• Do you want to share my umbrella? (Use this when it’s
raining.)
• I don’t have a pick-up line; I’m just me.
I don’t come here all the time, but I thought you looked
like a decent, pretty woman who might want to meet someone nice.
4. Romantic Pickup Lines
• My heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
• Didn’t I see you at the gym? You’re the gorgeous
woman everyone keeps looking at.
• If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses,
you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a woman, saying, "Here,
you dropped your name tag."
• Do you like music? My favorite song is “I Will Always
Love You.”
• I’m going on a picnic this weekend. Want to come?
• Let’s sit by the fire and talk.
• Have you ever seen “The Bishop’s Wife” (or “Somewhere
In Time”)?
{They’re romantic movies – rent ‘em.}
5. Good Pickup Lines
• Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
• Say…didn’t we go to different schools at
the same time?
• I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed
to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
• You know, you're cuter than socks on a rooster.
• Did you drop this? (Hold out a dollar or a pen.)
• Can you show me how to pick a ripe melon? (at the grocery
store)
• Would you want to take our dogs to the dog park Sunday?
• Would you want to go jogging Saturday?
• There’s a baseball (football, soccer, basketball,
hockey) game on Saturday. Want to go?
• I love wineries. How about you?
• Have you tried the Mocha Caramel Frappuchino? (in a coffee
bar)
• The only thing your eyes don’t say is your name.
• Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
• (At the Laundromat) How much bleach should I put in with
my colors?
• Do you love the Nutcracker? (Use this at Christmas time – it’s
a ballet.)
• Do you love the Ice Capades? Want to go?
By Ann Bowers |
