- I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play
with your breasts?
- Can I buy you a drink - or would you just
prefer the five bucks?
- I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- You must be the reason for global warming because you’re
hot.
- You know what would look great on you? Me.
- Can I read your T shirt in brail?
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man
can get!
- The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
- Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written
all over you!
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice-
can I get your number?
- I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- Can I even get a fake number?
- Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past
you again?
- Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My
mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
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